Unintended

I saw this sentence yesterday, and it took me a while to realize what the writer had intended, which is not nearly as giggle-worthy.

"Hallways and bathrooms were painted on the classroom floors"

Strawberry abundance

I stopped at Russo's, and they were having an extreme sale on half-flats of strawberries. They looked gorgeous, and smelled good, so I now have a lot of strawberries.

The debate: what to do with them?
Current thoughts include:

• chocolate-dipped strawberries
  
• strawberries with dumplings
  
• strawberry-plum jam
  
• frozen strawberries, for later smoothies
  
• just plain sliced strawberries

More than one option would work; there's a lot of fruit. But I can't seem to decide, so... opinions? other suggestions? If I make something that should be eaten reasonably soon, would you be willing to help eat it?