Total penguin control
Jan. 17th, 2003 09:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
magidI just hate when I lose it. You know, my penguin becomes uncontrolled, and I have to leave the room suddenly, even in the middle of conversations. I know they whisper about me, but I think they still suspect something less embarrassing than my penguin incontinence problem.
"Ma'am, is this penguin under your control? It seems to have swallowed the famous Meisterschmeister diamond necklace, so I'm going to have to bring you in for questioning. You have the right to remain silent. Anything your penguin says may be used against you..."
Joe looked like an average guy, but looks are deceiving. On his last trip to the Antarctic, he became snow-dazzled, lost in the featureless icy landscape, totally disoriented. When he was finally found, he was a slightly different person. No one was quite able to put a finger on how he had changed. Of course, none of them knew that the penguins kept his mind on a tight leash, though some wondered why he kept trying to put eggs on his feet.
The spectre of nuclear war was becoming more substantial. Before the world could be destroyed, there was the Change, and Earth entered into an enlightened era. Yes, humans were no longer the dominant species, but under the Penguin Patriarchy, the world became peaceful. The famous Egg and Ice epics were written, and white on white art rose to prominence.
"Ma'am, is this penguin under your control? It seems to have swallowed the famous Meisterschmeister diamond necklace, so I'm going to have to bring you in for questioning. You have the right to remain silent. Anything your penguin says may be used against you..."
Joe looked like an average guy, but looks are deceiving. On his last trip to the Antarctic, he became snow-dazzled, lost in the featureless icy landscape, totally disoriented. When he was finally found, he was a slightly different person. No one was quite able to put a finger on how he had changed. Of course, none of them knew that the penguins kept his mind on a tight leash, though some wondered why he kept trying to put eggs on his feet.
The spectre of nuclear war was becoming more substantial. Before the world could be destroyed, there was the Change, and Earth entered into an enlightened era. Yes, humans were no longer the dominant species, but under the Penguin Patriarchy, the world became peaceful. The famous Egg and Ice epics were written, and white on white art rose to prominence.
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Date: 2003-01-19 02:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-20 07:48 am (UTC)Glad to know someone thinks so...
Perhaps there will be more writing triggers soon.