i never take those quizzes, but...

i couldn't resist when i saw "which muppet are you?"

so, depending on how i play with my still-relatively-accurate answers, i'm either

kermit the frog:
Though you're technically the star, you're pretty mellow and don't mind letting others share the spotlight. You are also something of a dreamer.

or i am

fozzy bear:
Wokka Wokka! You love to make lame jokes. Your sense of humor might be a bit off, but you're a great friend and can always be counted on.

(muppet quiz)