Cow-Tipping, anyone?

[magid]

There's a free staged reading of a new play, Cow-Tipping & Other Signs of Stress, this Tuesday evening, 7:30, at the Boston Playwrights' Theatre (949 Comm Ave.).

Anyone interested in joining me?

Comments

[pinkfish.livejournal.com]

Cow's don't usually give good enough service to deserve a big tip.

[magid.livejournal.com]

Depends on what service you're using them for. ;-P

[geeyodi.livejournal.com]

Possibly. I need to keep my eve's free until I know what's happening with apt hunting. Might need to meet the roomies. Can I tell you at the very last minute?

[magid.livejournal.com]

Yes. And if there isn't time to tell me, just show up, and hopefully we'll be able to sit together.

Cow Tip

[bitty.livejournal.com]

Look out for the prod.

Re: Cow Tip

[magid.livejournal.com]

*grin*

Wouldn't a cow tip be a teat?

Re: Cow Tip

[bitty.livejournal.com]

i want to pass out little cow-tipping cards that look like those restaurant-tipping cards.

Re: Cow Tip

[magid.livejournal.com]

Restaurant-tipping cards?

Like, cards with percentages of amounts so no red-blooded restaurant-patronizing American has to do a little basic math?

Er, so would the cow-tipping cards have percentages of cows, or landing postions (a al Pass the Pigs)?

More Cow Tips

[bitty.livejournal.com]

Look both ways before crossing the pasture.

Re: More Cow Tips

[magid.livejournal.com]

Especially if there's a chicken with a staple-gun around.

Even More Cow Tips

[bitty.livejournal.com]

Don't count the chickens before they're hatched.

Still More Cow Tips

[bitty.livejournal.com]

Don't follow the lambs to the slaughter.

Mmmmm.... steak tips...

[bitty.livejournal.com]

Buy low, sell high.

Re: Mmmmm.... steak tips...

[magid.livejournal.com]

Stock tips for stock....

Steak tips:
Cut against the grain.
Marinades are nice.

Re: Mmmmm.... steak tips...

[magid.livejournal.com]

Not to mention stake tips:
Don't hold at the pointy end.
Make sure it's a vampire first.

etc.

cow advice

[bitty.livejournal.com]

Be sure to cushion your dairy air.

Cattle tips

[bitty.livejournal.com]

Mooooove to the lee of the stone(rs).

[ichur72.livejournal.com]

Cow-tipping? This is not a sport I would expect to see in Massachusetts. I believe it can only properly be conducted in Texas. ;)

[magid.livejournal.com]

There *are* cows in MA, so I don't see why the sport wouldn't apply here.

Actually, though, the one person I know who actually has cow-tipped did it in upstate NY, near Rochester, the summer he was being a shomer for them (for cholov yisroel milk). :-)

[ichur72.livejournal.com]

I was joking ... it's just that cow-tipping will forever remind me of the cowboy crowd at my high school.

[magid.livejournal.com]

*g*

I think it's that there are too many hills in MA :-)

I figured the smiley meant joking; sorry my tone didn't come through...

Cowboys tip cows? Or is it just teenagers who want to become cowboys?

[bitty.livejournal.com]

Cows get tipped off of UMass buildings all the time.