Today's spam

[magid]

Subject line: Transform your rod into a monster

And all I could think of at first was Moses turning his staff into a snake.

On later contemplation, it sounded unlikely that any male of my acquaintance would like a scary beast instead of their usual anatomy.

Of course, since it was sent to me, presumably they assume I have a walking stick somewhere, or something. I could have a new pet, perhaps. Though I don't think I have adequate room in my apartment to have a full-sized monster; not enough room for exercise. Plus there's all that care and feeding of monsters, which is not always trivial. I've had reasonably good relationships with my neighbors until now. And it's not even close to Halloween, which is when I'd likely get the most benefit from having a monster around, anyway. Well, depending on what kind of monster it was.
I think I really must decline this fine offer.
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Comments

[pinkfish.livejournal.com]

any male of my acquaintance would like a scary beast instead of their usual anatomy

That's just because you haven't ever seen Urotsukidoji (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0108461).