Today's spam: Dental coverage

[magid]

Plan Highlights (only my favorites included):

• Cosmetic dentistry such as bleaching, bonding and implants are included.
  [Really, this sounds improbable.]
  
• No Limitations, Deductibles or Claim Form s are ever needed.
  [Insurance without any forms or deductibles? What do they think I'm smoking?]
  
• 100% risk free money back guarantee!
  [Risk free dentistry. Nice.]
  
• Over 18.000 Participating Dentist Nation Wide
  [Aha! I knew there had to be a catch somewhere. I wonder if my state has one of these elusive dentists. Do they have any fractional ones that add up to a whole one?]

Comments

[queue.livejournal.com]

My dental insurance has no forms that I have to deal with. And I have no deductible for office visits, cleanings, and fillings.

[magid.livejournal.com]

Did you have to fill out forms to get the insurance in the first place?

[queue.livejournal.com]

I had to check a little box indicating which of two dental coverage plans I wanted.