Today's spam: Dental coverage

[magid]

Plan Highlights (only my favorites included):

• Cosmetic dentistry such as bleaching, bonding and implants are included.
  [Really, this sounds improbable.]
  
• No Limitations, Deductibles or Claim Form s are ever needed.
  [Insurance without any forms or deductibles? What do they think I'm smoking?]
  
• 100% risk free money back guarantee!
  [Risk free dentistry. Nice.]
  
• Over 18.000 Participating Dentist Nation Wide
  [Aha! I knew there had to be a catch somewhere. I wonder if my state has one of these elusive dentists. Do they have any fractional ones that add up to a whole one?]