The seamier side of mathematics

[magid]

Polygon: a dead parrot
Rectangle: a broken architect's tool
Perpendicular: another sex offender

Hyperbola: manic kitchen gear
Hexagon: what Mrs. Weasley uses around the house

A vodka ad: a bottle of booze between two vertical lines. Copy: Absolut value.

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Ingenue: a young angel

Comments

[bitty.livejournal.com]

I must agree; the worst part of working on this math textbook at queue's current POE is the constant reference to words that have different meanings to me now ;)

[magid.livejournal.com]

I can see how sharing an Edgar Allen could do that to you; some of us are warped naturally, some are sucked in by their friends..
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