Spam OTD

[magid]

Couldn't resist...

The subject line was: Time Travelers PLEASE HELP!!!

Hello,
If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: Dragonball03 at aol dot com if you can help! Thanks!
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Comments

[prog.livejournal.com]

This sounds like a more concise and desperate version of a very long and detailed spam the same person sent out a few months ago. Poor fellow.

More recently, I've also seen another very long and significantly better-written spam from a solipsistic person who thinks that he is living in something like The Matrix and is seeking other "real" people via mass email.

Though it is spam, I feel that another word should be brought out to describe this particular type of non-commercial mail.

[fj.livejournal.com]

Diazespam.