Mostly one liners

I knew there was a good reason to go to funny movies rather than violent ones.
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Amusing: a magazine front page that included:
54 Backward Glances
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Electronic art,
Commissioned illustration,
Spec is still the same.
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It's World Water Day, according to Google.
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Foods that should not be:
batter-fried pickles
potatoes modified to be low carb
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I have a ticket to an event I've never seen before, but don't know whether I have any interest in seeing, either. Should I use the ticket and find out for sure, or sell it to someone who has interest?
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Fish spit: garlic
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ETA The CDC has declared rubella eliminated from the US. Which does not change their recommendation for vaccination, however.

If I had a million dollars...

Actually, I was thinking about what I'd do if I suddenly came into money, but not a totally life-changing amount like a million plus. Rather, something more life-ameliorating, say, something in the five-digit range. It's enough to do some very nice things with, but not enough so that you'd retire and give all your friends Porsches.

What would you do with $50,000 (after taxes)?

( what I'd do )