I do not have a broken finger

[magid]

Today's edition of Walking While Stupid features an uneven sidewalk, typical for Boston and environs. Unfortunately, I botched my perception roll, and failed to notice its existence. Thus, I stumbled and fell sideways. Acquired: a lightly twisted ankle, two abraded hands, one skinned knee. On the plus side, my skirt is intact, I didn't fall in the Alley of Broken Glass, and, as already mentioned, all my digits are completely intact. And perhaps I've paid this month's stupid bill, too.