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I still can't quite believe I live in a city where "300-lb gorilla on the loose" could be a real headline. It's just so like a line from a joke. One of the commentators I heard suggested that some of the gorilla's behaviour was due to adolescence. Never can tell what those adolescent males will do next...

In a discussion about some other news, one announcer referred to something as a topic one would (or wouldn't) say to one's "foursome". I assume he meant golf, but...

There's a new oral contraceptive for women, pills that allow only four periods a year. There are debates as to whether this is healthy or not, whether it's ethical or not, etc. I was wondering if that meant that a woman would have periods for that much longer, since ovulation was so many times fewer/year. That would mean women who wanted to delay having kids could take this as a way to push off the later ticking of the biological clock.

Date: 2003-09-30 09:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitty.livejournal.com
You don't live in a city with a gorilla on the loose. I do.

It's to scare off all the bad bridge players, it is.

Date: 2003-09-30 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magid.livejournal.com
OK, I was taking liberties, being in the same metro area.

The gorilla is back home, now, and they're taking all sorts of precautions, so you may get those bad bridge players, after all.
And, hey, who else can offer a gorilla with a bridge game?

Date: 2003-09-30 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hauntmeister.livejournal.com
Making the situation even more bizzarely comic, they eventually caught up to him while he was waiting at a bus stop. (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/content_objectid=13462436_method=full_siteid=50143_headline=-THE-APE-ESCAPE-name_page.html)

Date: 2003-09-30 10:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queue.livejournal.com
I'll bet he'd smell better than some of the people I've had to sit next to on the bus.

Date: 2003-09-30 11:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magid.livejournal.com
Depending on the bus route, the gorilla could've had a long wait.... *snerk*

On the radio, they mentioned that at one point, the gorilla was in a shrubbery (well, they said bushes, but why pass up a chance for shrubbery-mentioning?), and a passer-by thought that it was a man in a black overcoat, wearing a snorkel.

I guess people more expect to see someone in a snorkel than a gorilla...

Date: 2003-09-30 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jwg.livejournal.com
The Globe had a great Wasserman cartoon on the Editorial page today (I can't find an on-line copy).

It's caption was:
HUB NEWS IN BRIEF

It showed a gorilla holding a GO SOX! pennant on the top of the John Hancock building with its new owner's name MANULIFE on the top.

Date: 2003-09-30 11:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magid.livejournal.com
That does pretty much cover it.

I can't decide if that's sad or good, though.

how many hundred pound gorilla

Date: 2003-09-30 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Well, said city is evidently complacent enough that having the usual 900 pound gorilla prowling its *workplaces* isn't newsworthy at all. But there it is.

You can probably figure out who this is.

Re: how many hundred pound gorilla

Date: 2003-09-30 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dancingdeer.livejournal.com
I take no responsibility for the non-LJ-friendly boyfriend going through my friends page.
and he was talking about microsnot.

Re: how many hundred pound gorilla

Date: 2003-09-30 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magid.livejournal.com
Thanks for the help in interpretation, as well as identification :-).

Date: 2003-10-01 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spwebdesign.livejournal.com
Hey, I'm only 250 lbs!

Date: 2003-10-01 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magid.livejournal.com
But how much does your outfit weigh?

*grin*

Date: 2003-10-01 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spwebdesign.livejournal.com
Well, if you factor in the liquid weight of all the sweat, I suppose I was close to 300 lbs at the time.

Date: 2003-10-01 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magid.livejournal.com
AHA!

I knew it! You were just going out for a bit of a walk. All those posts about your apartment didn't mention that it was an apartment at the ZOO!

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