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[Scene opens in a kitchen. A woman is cooking macaroni while watching the news on TV.]

[News announcer] "In the headlines tonight, there has been a rash of unexplained deaths today. All of the victims have been strangled, and all of them were in kitchens. Police are investigating."

[Woman starts draining macaroni, not noticing the long strands of spaghetti coming under the door.]

[Woman, calling to next room] "David, dinner in five minutes!"

[Man, from off-stage] "OK, honey!"

[In background, spaghetti rears, seeing the pasta draining.]

[Woman turns, sees spaghetti oozing over the floor towards her, begins yelling as spaghetti quickly swarms up her, leaving traces of tomato sauce.] "David! Help!"

[Spaghetti strangles woman, then oozes away under the door.]

[David enters.] "Jayne? Jayne!"

[News announcer] "In the latest information on the unexplained deaths, police have now confirmed that all victims were cooking or eating pasta. Police are still baffled by the motive for these crimes."

It's Murnkay's fault.