Must've been an overpriced day at the punctuation market

[magid]

Scanning some almost-junk mail this morning, I found that I'm invited to "an alcohol-free evening of fun, dancing hors d'oevres and a silent auction."
I just wouldn't feel right eating them, even if I could catch one...

Comments

[pinkfish.livejournal.com]

But don't you just have to go, to watch them? Those coctail pickles really know how to party!

[magid.livejournal.com]

Not to mention the stuffed olives...

Hrm. Maybe the silent auction is to buy hors d'oevre pets?
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[pinkfish.livejournal.com]

mention the stuffed olives...

Pervert.