Interrupting...

[magid]

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting cow!"
"Interrupting c..."
"Moo!"

Shabbat afternoon, some silliness happened. (There were more; I'm blanking on the rest. They were at least as ridiculous, though.)

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting Greek letter!"
"Interrupting Greek l..."
"Mu!"

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting law school event!"
"Interrupting law school e..."
"Mooooot court!"

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting okra feature!"
"Interrupting okra fea..."
"Muuuucilaginous slime!"

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

This completely cracked me up! Thanks. I really needed that today.

[magid.livejournal.com]

Glad to help!
(A laugh a day, at least :-)

[ceo]

That's Benjamin's favorite knock knock joke, and he likes to riff on it too. Your variations are a lot cleverer than his, though.

[magid.livejournal.com]

One of the others I didn't include (since I didn't come up with it):

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting starfish!"
"Interrupting star..."
[wide stretched five fingers in the face]

[(Anonymous)]

Good philosophy!

"Muuuucilaginous slime!" just keeps cracking me up.

I really did need it. So thanks again.

In appreciation, my favorite:

"Would you like to hear my favorite knock knock joke?"
"Sure!"
"Okay, you start."
"Okay. Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
. . .
. . .
*blink*
. . .
. . .
"Wait, what?"

(To be used for purposes of amusement and not embarrassment, of course.)

[breedingimperf.livejournal.com]

oh, ow, ow ow ow ow
too much laughter, too firmly anchored ribs. That was fun!

P.S. happy belated birthday...

[magid.livejournal.com]

*grin*

You might ask your husband if he remembers any of the rest of them...

And thanks!