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magidI got an email today. I couldn't help but laugh. (No, I have no problems with people being vegan or eating tofu.)
Subject line: Men's Group Contest Winner
Dearest members of the community,
As you may remember, Men’s Group held a contest earlier in the semester to determine who among us could remain fleishig [1] the longest.
It is our great honor to proclaim Rafi the undisputed winner of the First Annual Men’s Group Fleishig Fest, an honor that we are sure has been bestowed upon a most worthy bachur [2]. This proud, meat-guzzling young man re-affirmed his fleishig status every six hours for eight straight days, which appropriately so was almost on par with the miracle of Chanukah.
Dedicated vegan Jason came in last place, as he never actually consumed any meat and therefore had an official time of zero. There were several runners-up, though we will not list their names due to their embarrassingly poor attempts to even try to match the steel stomach of Rafi.
We thank everyone that participated, and we hope to have more events like this one in the future. Please congratulate Rafi if you see him and be sure to keep eating meat so that people like Jason will realize that being vegan is dumb.
Yours,
Ariel and Noam
p.s. We have received the special shipment of meat from the amazing BBQ place in Memphis, so people should email us to let us know when they want to get together to do up that thang.
p.p.s. It may sound like all we ever talk about is meat, which is true, but there are other things in life that are important…like…ummm…..thinking of ways to eliminate the tofu industry…yeah.
[1] fleishig is Yiddish for meat. In kashrut laws, there's a wait time between eating meat and milk, which, depending on the community, may be 6 hours, 3 hours, or 72 minutes (that's the Dutch for you).
[2] bachur is Hebrew for young man.
Subject line: Men's Group Contest Winner
Dearest members of the community,
As you may remember, Men’s Group held a contest earlier in the semester to determine who among us could remain fleishig [1] the longest.
It is our great honor to proclaim Rafi the undisputed winner of the First Annual Men’s Group Fleishig Fest, an honor that we are sure has been bestowed upon a most worthy bachur [2]. This proud, meat-guzzling young man re-affirmed his fleishig status every six hours for eight straight days, which appropriately so was almost on par with the miracle of Chanukah.
Dedicated vegan Jason came in last place, as he never actually consumed any meat and therefore had an official time of zero. There were several runners-up, though we will not list their names due to their embarrassingly poor attempts to even try to match the steel stomach of Rafi.
We thank everyone that participated, and we hope to have more events like this one in the future. Please congratulate Rafi if you see him and be sure to keep eating meat so that people like Jason will realize that being vegan is dumb.
Yours,
Ariel and Noam
p.s. We have received the special shipment of meat from the amazing BBQ place in Memphis, so people should email us to let us know when they want to get together to do up that thang.
p.p.s. It may sound like all we ever talk about is meat, which is true, but there are other things in life that are important…like…ummm…..thinking of ways to eliminate the tofu industry…yeah.
[1] fleishig is Yiddish for meat. In kashrut laws, there's a wait time between eating meat and milk, which, depending on the community, may be 6 hours, 3 hours, or 72 minutes (that's the Dutch for you).
[2] bachur is Hebrew for young man.
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Date: 2002-12-18 07:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-12-18 07:47 am (UTC)Giggling madly,
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