Deliberate mishearing of "cheese and crackers" as "Jesus crackers" got me thinking of how one should eat them (a la animal crackers). Hands and feet, then head, to get all the stigmata out of the way first? Feet to head? Head to feet? (What would this say about one's faith? Would there be theological arguments of the proper way to do this?)
Depending on the shape, might be hard to eat left to right (I'd think having him outstretched would mean a lot of broken-off cookie arms in the box (Ooh, what sort of packaging? So many possibilities...); eat the arms first? Save them for last, as relics?).
Depending on the shape, might be hard to eat left to right (I'd think having him outstretched would mean a lot of broken-off cookie arms in the box (Ooh, what sort of packaging? So many possibilities...); eat the arms first? Save them for last, as relics?).