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magidI am highly entertained by the stuff the Oregon Chai people decided to put on the box.
By the spout: "Retrieval Portal"
On one side, under the nutrition information: "Manufactured for Oregon Chai Inc., Portland, Oregon 97209 without the consent of the Dalai Lama, but we sent him a case and some Three Stooges movies so we expect to hear from him soon."
On the other side: "Mispronunciation of Oregon Chai may result in derisive snickering." (Candy?) and, under a reminder to recycle the container, "Remember - it's a small planet, but you wouldn't want to paint it."
By the spout: "Retrieval Portal"
On one side, under the nutrition information: "Manufactured for Oregon Chai Inc., Portland, Oregon 97209 without the consent of the Dalai Lama, but we sent him a case and some Three Stooges movies so we expect to hear from him soon."
On the other side: "Mispronunciation of Oregon Chai may result in derisive snickering." (Candy?) and, under a reminder to recycle the container, "Remember - it's a small planet, but you wouldn't want to paint it."