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"ma'am, i need you to step away from the keyboard."

"ma'am, please stop typing now. you've been requested to stop on 2 charges, one count of neglecting the work you're supposed to be doing, and one charge of forgetting to eat when hungry lest you miss something "good" posted to your friends page."

"yes, i understand index checking is a boring job designed to rot the brain, ma'am, but i really need you to stop typing now."

"i'm giving you 5 seconds, ma'am."

"i'm drawing my weapon ma'am. please stop typing now."

"5... 4... 3... 2... 1."

[a flash, and the screen goes blank, fades to black.]

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