Dear God

[magid]

These made me smile. Kids can be so perspicacious. Other times... not so much.

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones why don't you just keep the ones you got now?
Jane

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok?
Neil

Dear God,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest invention.
Ruth

Dear God,
In Bible times did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

Dear God,
I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying.
Elliott

Dear God,
I am Amearican. What are you?
Robert

Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan

Dear God,
If you watch in Church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.
Mickey

Dear - God - if - we - come - back - as - something - please - don't - let - me - be - Jennifer - Horton - because - I - hate - her
Denise

Dear God,
If you give me genie lamp like in Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Raphael

We read Thos. Edison made light. But in Sun. school they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
Sincerely,
Donna

Dear God,
If you let the dinosaur not exstinct we would not have a county. You did the right thing.
Jonathan

Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry

Comments

[rethought.livejournal.com]

In Bible times did they really talk that fancy?

This makes me smile.

[magid.livejournal.com]

And the best part is, the Hebrew really isn't fancy (as you know). Translations make all the difference.