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[magid]

Inspired (if that's the correct word), by a variant map of the Tube (warning: large image), I offer the stations along Boston's Lend Ire (from north to south, mostly):

Waif Eel
Divas
Report
Rad Quaver Rash
Arc Lent
Land Elk
Larches
Pert Streak
Cow Grinds Wontons
Sustain Tooth
Bawdy Oar
Warden
[JFK/Umass is pretty impossible to turn into anything.]
Quoth Inn Cry
Owl Talons
Cry Ten Quince
Cayman Squid
Beer Train
Vain Hills
Denser Frolic
Tum Wash
Ton Mash

And can I just say, there are far too many Qs on this line!
Plus, these names make me feel like I'm in New Crobuzon.