Things learned from packaging

[magid]

33 ways to use a Texas bandana:

1. To wipe the sweat from your forehead when eating Jalapenos.
   
2. As a flag hanging from your tree house.
   
3. As a bowtie for your dog.
   
4. As a potholder when cooking over an open fire.
   
5. Sew 2 together and stuff with hay to make a pillow.
   
6. Tie one around your pony tail and swing it while you do the Texas Two-Step. [The pony?]
   
7. As a washrag.
   
8. Sew up 2 sides, put a bottle of Texas Barbecue sauce and top with a rope ribbon - Makes a great Texas gift! [But not the best punctuation and capitalization skills.]
   
9. To polish those Texas pearly white teeth.
   
10. To patch the seat of your blue jeans.
    
11. To wipe tears of joy from your eyes when your football team wins. [As if.]
    
12. As a trail marker.
    
13. Roll it up and tie it with a raffia bow, then use it as a napkin at a Texas country party.
    
14. Take two and make suspenders.
    
15. Frame one and put it in your living room to remind yourself how lucky you are to live in Texas. [*snort*]
    
16. As an ear warmer.
    
17. As a lampshade.
    
18. Tie one around your car's antenna so your fellow Texans can easily find you at the tailgate party. [Except that everyone else did this too, so you're no better off than before.]
    
19. To tie down your fishin' gear in your pickup.
    
20. As a scarf.
    
21. As a baby blanket.
    
22. As a placemat at the table.
    
23. To wipe barbecue sauce from your mouth.
    
24. As a bottle holder (preferably a bottle of tequila).
    
25. Send a bunch to Ma so she can make a quilt.
    
26. Show your support and love for the Lone Star State and tie one around the oak tree.
    
27. Wrap ice in it to stay cool.
    
28. As a bathing suit top.
    
29. Make a Texas bib by tying a corner on each side of your overall straps.
    
30. Use as wrapping for a Texas present.
    
31. Use to decorate your cart or animal in the rodeo parade.
    
32. Tuck one in your back pocket for emergency use, makes a great bandage.
    
33. Make a Big Texas cookie, wrap it in the bandana and give it to a friend.

I feel so much more edumacated now.