From the kitchen drawer

[magid]

You know how your mind drifts right before sleep? That's my excuse.


How you know piper nigrum works hard: pepper grinder
Why the rhizome is better: ginger grater
Proof the citrus have more vim: lemon zester
When spuds go to rock concerts: potato ma(/o)sher
Why sodium chloride never marries: salt shaker
Why the vines cross-breed: melon baller

Comments

[fairdice.livejournal.com]

How you know the yolk is bad at golf: egg slicer

Hmm, two in a row: everyone else must be out doing something fun with their Friday nights...

[magid.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps they were already home and asleep?